If you are seeing this instead of actual posts, it's because you are not a friend of mine. ::pout::
Fear not intrepid LJ user! This can all change. All you need to do is leave me a comment telling me why, in god's name WHY, you would want to be my friend.
When I get your comment, I will evaluate your statement, check your journal and friend you back! (I'll only be doing that because I can't let anyone who knows me in RL see some of my hidden super-secret inner workings.)
I will be deleting the comments from time to time so they don't get topply and unweildy.