Friend or Foe?

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If you are seeing this instead of actual posts, it's because you are not a friend of mine.  ::pout::

Fear not intrepid LJ user!  This can all change.  All you need to do is leave me a comment telling me why, in god's name WHY, you would want to be my friend.

When I get your comment, I will evaluate your statement, check your journal and friend you back! (I'll only be doing that because I can't let anyone who knows me in RL see some of my hidden super-secret inner workings.)

I will be deleting the comments from time to time so they don't get topply and unweildy.