Goin' to the Freaker's Ball

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It seems to be a slow news day, so.....

What Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel fanfic do you find the most sexually arousing?

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. Yes, I really asked that (for the good of all mankind, dontcha know). BEFORE YOU REPLY:

GUIDELINES :

1) Please, for the love of God, comment anonymously. Log out if you have to. Perhaps you are not ashamed of your orgasm habits, but I do not want to know who you are. I am curious about the fic that gets you hottest under the collar, not your identity.

2) It can be any pairing (or none, or poly) of any sort. Please list the party(ies) involved for those who just want to cut to the chase.

3) Just the title, the author(s) and the pairing will suffice. If you've got it, the link is good too, if not, no worries. Don't agonize over conventions/writing style.  If it makes you hot, that's what you rec. You don't have to give me detailed reasons if you don't want to. ("OMG, I can't explain why, but something about oiled whips and cottontail bunnies just really...")   If, however, you feel compelled to elaborate, by all means do so.

4) Try and limit it to one fic. The one that gets you EVERY time. If you just can't do it, two is okay.

5) Pimp mercilessly.  The more the merrier, and in the end, everyone benefits. I am not friends-locking this post, so everyone and anyone can join in the fun.

I will be posting my own anonymously as well, although if you're a friend of mine, you probably already know what gets me hot.  Sorry for the TMI.

P.S. You really are anonymous. I don't know shit about IP addresses or anything like that. So if you've been secretly slobbering over incest, bestiality, BDSM fics or something else and are ashamed to let your friends know, this is the time to get it all out!

Idea and guidelines blatantly stolen from somniesperus