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It seems to be a slow news day, so.....

What Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel fanfic do you find the most sexually arousing?

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. Yes, I really asked that (for the good of all mankind, dontcha know). BEFORE YOU REPLY:

GUIDELINES :

1) Please, for the love of God, comment anonymously. Log out if you have to. Perhaps you are not ashamed of your orgasm habits, but I do not want to know who you are. I am curious about the fic that gets you hottest under the collar, not your identity.

2) It can be any pairing (or none, or poly) of any sort. Please list the party(ies) involved for those who just want to cut to the chase.

3) Just the title, the author(s) and the pairing will suffice. If you've got it, the link is good too, if not, no worries. Don't agonize over conventions/writing style.  If it makes you hot, that's what you rec. You don't have to give me detailed reasons if you don't want to. ("OMG, I can't explain why, but something about oiled whips and cottontail bunnies just really...")   If, however, you feel compelled to elaborate, by all means do so.

4) Try and limit it to one fic. The one that gets you EVERY time. If you just can't do it, two is okay.

5) Pimp mercilessly.  The more the merrier, and in the end, everyone benefits. I am not friends-locking this post, so everyone and anyone can join in the fun.

I will be posting my own anonymously as well, although if you're a friend of mine, you probably already know what gets me hot.  Sorry for the TMI.

P.S. You really are anonymous. I don't know shit about IP addresses or anything like that. So if you've been secretly slobbering over incest, bestiality, BDSM fics or something else and are ashamed to let your friends know, this is the time to get it all out!

Idea and guidelines blatantly stolen from somniesperus

Comments

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Because I am a complete git, I didn't take the "log IP address" off (didn't know I had to) so for the safety of previous posters, I deleted them because the IP thing won't come off. BUT I do believe I turned it off now (crosses fingers) So, here's a recap of what's been submitted so far:

Night Watch by The Webrain Spike/Xander

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Sunday Girl by Dead Soul.

Pairing: All permutations of Spike/Dru/Sunday (a vampire appearing in BtVS 4x01 The Freshman)

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Treat by Kantayra (B/S)

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Mr. Talky Mouth by Kalima. Spike/Buffy

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Lap Dance Fever (Warning: RPS) by glossing.

Which doubtless gives away my ID but fuck it. I gave up shame a long time ago.

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Mary's finger-fucking chapter in Journeys. It's Spike/Buffy. I don't have a link, it's on allaboutspike.

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Day of Day & Night of Nights (http://sajinn.com/daysandnights.html) by sajinn A plethora of Spander goodness. Every position/scenario that scratches my itch.

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<a href="http://sajinn.com/daysandnights.html">Day of Day & Night of Nights</a> by sajinn A plethora of <b>Spander</b> goodness. Every position/scenario that scratches my itch.

<a href"http://www.under-my-umbrella.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=8">The Challenge<a> by Jypz (I think she's got an LJ around here somewhere too) <b>B/S/X</b> ::wibble::

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"In Heat" by Nautibitz. Makes me hot.

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[(Anonymous)]

Enthusiastically seconded! Read this only if you have time to change your panties and/or take a shower ;)

http://www.nautibitz.com/fic_sb.html

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[(Anonymous)]

make that a third

[(Anonymous)]

Chapter 8 (http://www.subtle-salvation.com/Stories/hunt-brother8.htm) of ladycat777's Hunt Brother.

[(Anonymous)]

Laure Alexander's Sin Wagon (http://www.grapevine.net/~lwilson/sinwagon.html) series. Especially Saturday which is S/B and Pain into Pleasure which is A/S/B. The series itself is A/S/B with plenty of BDSM.

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For some reason Devil Piglet's Spike/Giles
All That You Leave Behind
http://www.allaboutspike.com/fic.html?id=461
Does it for me. Something about the 2 of them comforting each other hits a kink.

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ASJ's The Last Summer. Ultra-hot apoca!spuffy.

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I know it's already been suggested, but Dead Soul's Sunday Girl (Spike/Dru/Sunday). *is sent straight to hell*

Second would be Affinity (http://www.allaboutspike.com/fic.html?id=18) by ginmar (Spike/Buffy).

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"Perfectly Oh-So-Sexy (http://www.sabershadowkat.com/buffy/perfectly.html) by sabershadowkat. Old and one of the first fics I ever read, but it still does it for me.

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The Bittersweets series, by Herself. And "Subtleties", by Anna S. I think it's because they both have reunion scenes. I am a sucker for reunion scenes accompanied by hot make-up sex. And there is also talking. That's my biggest fic kink: Spike talking dirty.

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Hummmm... pretty much anything on Jenny's Love That Dares (http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/index.htm) sight. But the series 'Time is the fire in which we burn' is hot!

[(Anonymous)]

Hard Time (http://www.under-my-umbrella.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=5) by songstress_magz (slash, S/A, AU/Fantasy prison fic)

[(Anonymous)]

I second that. MMMMM.

hmm....

[(Anonymous)]

i'd have to say that whispered fire, by Quwinntessa (located at: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=612752 ) is my all time favorite. It features willow and spike, with a fwe hints of other pairings.

As for what i like about it, well, that's an interesting question in and of itself. It's sort of the grand mal seizure of hurt/comfort fics - set in an alternate universe that i really almost wish i lived in. It's hard and soft and "oh jesus that's so messed up!", and it has enough trauma to take out a city block.

Quwinn's work is always top drawer, and she can weave a story better then almost anyone. She's also a hell of a chess player, and she makes you *feel*. Any of her work is good; it's all pretty much the same concept of a fractured life healed by others, but she does it *well* (forgotten boys in particular is cool).

I myself have always enjoyed comforting people after i've harmed them; in stroking thier hair and kissing their cheeks and telling them it's alright, it's ok, it'll all be ok, you'll see, you'll understand, it's fine, i'll make it ok and squeezing them while they cling to me and sob. Quwinn's story goes on in that fashion for something to the tune of 104,000 words, and includes things i enjoy like self mutilation and victorian architecture.

of course, anyone with half a brain can figure out who i am from this.

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We can only pick one? ::pouts:: Hmm. Tight Lace (http://www.prettymuses.com/crypt/fics/sxcorset.html) by Byrne for hitting a kink that I didn't even know I had. S/X. Spike in a corset and stockings, guh.

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Becoming X (http://www.geocities.com/OpheliaGirl_99/Fanfiction.html), the first chapter in Christina Melani's Underground Music series (S/X, abandoned WiP, Xander in drag...)

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Nicolette Says Jump by Kalima
http://www.echonyc.com/~stax/Buffy/kalima/nicolettesays.htm
soooooo friggin' hot....hints my three way kink all the way around.
Thanks for highlighting the hottest of hots - now I will spend days readings all these (and blushing and gaa-aahing ect)

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Older (http://groups.yahoo.com/adultconf?dest=%2Fgroup%2Fevilnautific%2F), by Nautibitz. You have to request to be added to the group to get in and read the fic, but it's BEYOND worth it. Perfect Buffy/Spike.

In fact... I'm going to go read it again.

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I really get off on dirty-talking!Master!Spike/sub!Xander, especially these two (though the recent Daddy!kink ones ain't so bad either):

A Spot of Dreaming (http://www.subtle-salvation.com/Stories/dreaming.htm) and Hunt Brother (http://www.subtle-salvation.com/Stories/hunt-brother1.htm), both by ladycat777.

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Oooh, Gentlemen's Night, by Ladycat777. The Voice is the best.