Citizenship & Raspberry Jam

ending! Yay! YAY! YAYFUCKINGYAY I SAY! It's over! Whoo and hoo! Did graduation tonight, totally strained my back, sweated, turned 11 shades of red, forgot stuff, got cotton mouth and said "GOODBYE!" to my kids! And good riddance in some cases.

Over. It's over. Cha-cha-cha. I can't even begin to adequately express my glee.

So, I stopped by the liquor store and got the fixings for Midori's--am on my 2nd super size one--and then got dinner at Jack-in-the-Crack (what do they put in those Ultimate Cheeseburgers? Yum). May get high later. Depends on what time mom goes to bed.

Mom got me roses,and chocolate. Love her.

Smoked the last cig in my pack on the way home. Will try valiantly not to purchase more. Very, very, very bad for me. in more ways than usual.

Also? When trying to find a dress for graduation, I unhappily discovered that NONE of them fit. NONE. Do you know how seriously depressing that is? Must eat better. Must exercise. Must drink water vs. mainlining diet coke all day. Ugh.

Nekkid men tomorrow. Ah the joy.

Oh yah, my post-chosen story ( continued )

I am a writing machine!